I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I fill condoms, not promises.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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