Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
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Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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