You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I need to calm my uterus...
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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