Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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