New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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