peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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