Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
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I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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