they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
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Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
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He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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