How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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