i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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