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(989): View more from Michigan

i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed

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(303): View more from Colorado

I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.

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(517): View more from Michigan

I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.

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(206): View more from Washington

How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?

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(607): View more from New York

no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret

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(613): View more from Ontario

All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now

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(870): View more from Arkansas

They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.

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