dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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