so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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