when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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