yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
