People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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