you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
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He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
His nipple licking is glorious
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