so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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