when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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