Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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