I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
