Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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