I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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