How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
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