so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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