I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
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It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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