id be glad to
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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