Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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