Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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