Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
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I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
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The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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