Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
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We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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