butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
