Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
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Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
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When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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