i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
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