My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
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you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
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We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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