At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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