Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
they're like a gay fantastic four
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
