dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
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I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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