I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
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So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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