will power is for people who don't want to get laid
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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