Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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