Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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