I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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