I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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