i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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