Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
You can't just leave with hair like that
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Randomize
