THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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