I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
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I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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