evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you would pick up someone in the library
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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