Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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