I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
zippers are such a cool invention
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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