I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
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Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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