Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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