Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
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bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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