TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
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Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
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I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats