I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Randomize
